Independent Phil Coulson
role play.

(RP Blog, Post Avengers. Any ship, fandom and OC welcome)

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The library contains comic panels, and comics scanned in entirety, currently focused on late 1970s/early 1980s Invincible Iron Man.
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OOC: My workplace is insane.

Wildlife seen outside the plant: more deer than I can count. Multiple roadrunners. A bobcat (legit). A stray cow (not exactly wildlife but it was standing by the side of the road, looking baffled).

Wildlife inside the plant: My supervisor is a tinfoil hat enthusiast (moon landing denier, chemtrail believer, thinks ebola is engineered and released by the CDC, and so on), a tea party member (“I’m a libertarian. .. yeah I generally vote republican why do you ask? Obama is ruining this country.”), and an aromatherapy expert (“I have an oil that can cure skin cancer.”).

tags → #OOC #work stories 
"Can I kiss you?"
dummystark

dummystark:

govthookercoulson:

"… If you want to, certainly."

"Oh come on! I like buttering you up." He replied, leaning up to kiss under his jaw affectionately . "That sounds like a plan. I’ll go ahead and call ahead to get us a table." He grabbed his phone and made the call.

"And you aren’t even trying to get out of paperwork like Clint does." He laughed, tipping his head with the kiss. "And thank you for doing that. I’d hate to get there and find all the tables are full."

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{Text} I know it's been ages, but would you like to meet me for dinner? {Text} Or I could bring some over? {Text} Or something? {Text} I made brownies. {Text} I just... I really miss you.
dummystark

dummystark:

govthookercoulson:

[text] It has been a while hasn’t it.

[text] You’re welcome in my home, Dummy. Come over if you like.

"That would be horrible. I would hate to see what someone would write if they caught wind of my life story." He admitted, shaking his head as he picked up the take out boxes to get their orders set out. "I’m glad that you have faith in me." He couldn’t help but to grin at that, feeling wonderful.

"I can’t imagine it’d be that bad." Phil said, thoughtful, leaning and pressing a kiss to Dummy’s temple. "You’re worth having faith in."

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Who the fuck do you think you are? I don't need no goddamn help. (oh young Clint)
bartonstrickarrows

bartonstrickarrows:

govthookercoulson:

"I don’t know, that could be argued." Phil stepped over the prone form of the man he’d just clotheslined, walking up to Clint at an amble. "And I am a man doing my job."

Clint stirred about an hour later, his stomach waking him with a soft growl.  Sighing, the archer forced his blue-green eyes to open and had to blink a few times to remember where he was.

Sitting up the archer ran his hands over his face to wake up before opening the duffle bag and putting the assorted clothes away in the nearby dresser.  Once that was finished the assassin’s stomach growled louder.  Moving the case from in front of the door, he walked back into the main area, feet padding softly on the wood floor.

"Your timing is good." Quinn said cheerfully when Clint walked back into the living room. Phil is at the door paying for takeout, closing the door with an armload of food.

"We got Thai food. I hope you don’t mind. Should be enough for everyone."  Phil is cheerful, toting the food to the table. "One carton’s only Quinn’s though, he gets it hot enough to peel paint."

Quinn chuckled.

darkly-stark:

NoT Tagged by Anyone, just doing.

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)
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Mainverse Tony.

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10 Questions:



1. What is your favorite word?

"Monster."

2. What is your least favorite word?
“Fool.”

3. What turns you on?
“Hmm. Blood, violence, fire…competency. Suits.”

4. What turns you off?

“Cold water, tick-tock sounds, degredation.”

5. What sound do you love?

“Making Phil scream as I fuck him.” >:3

6. What sound do you hate?

“Tick-tock noises of a clock.”



7. What is your favorite curse word?

“Fuck.”

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
"Hmm…Mechanic.”

9. What profession would you not like to do?
“Chef.”

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Don’t listen to them, you’re allowed to be here too.”

Bonus Questions:

1. What is something most people don’t know about you?
“I had a son when i was sixteen. Loki killed him.”

2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?

“Pride.”

3. What are some notable merits and flaws?
“I… I don’t understand the question?”

4. Sexual Preference?
“Phil putting me against the wall…or against the bed, or the floor…if it involves Phil we’re good.”

5. What position do you sleep in?

“Wrapped around Phil.”

6. Favorite sexual position?
“Oh god how boring is this - Missionary. I like watching Phil.”

7. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

“…I wish….I…nothing. Because it led me to Phil.”

8. What do you keep on your nightstand?

“A digital clock, a lamp.”

9. Would you rather lead or follow?

“I can do either, easily.”

10. What is your idea of a perfect day?
“Wrapped around Phil on the couch, with the dogs.”

11. If you could be any animal what would you be?

“Black cat.”

12. Something you have kept from your childhood.
“I wasn’t allowed to have things from my childhood, Loki destroyed them.”

13. Have you ever had a dream come true?
“I found my soulmate.”

14: What or who is the greatest love of your life?
“Phil Coulson.”

15. Nature, or Nurture? Which is better?
“Nuture. Even people who had horrible childhoods can be good people. and Vice-versa.”

Tagging: govthookercoulson

10 Questions:



1. What is your favorite word?

"Hero."

2. What is your least favorite word?
“Failure.”

3. What turns you on?
“Competence. Combat. Violence. Confidence. Sense of humor.”

4. What turns you off?

“Humiliation. Lack of respect.”

5. What sound do you love?

“The flight idle of the quinjet. The hum of Tony’s arc reactor.”

6. What sound do you hate?

“Snapping safety lines.”



7. What is your favorite curse word?

“That’s situational. ‘Fuck’ and ‘son of a bitch’ get me pretty far.”

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
”.. Pianist.”

9. What profession would you not like to do?
“Politician.”

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“You did well.”

Bonus Questions:

1. What is something most people don’t know about you?
“I won awards for swing dance when I was a teenager.”

2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?

“Pride.”

3. What are some notable merits and flaws?
“Of what? Of me? Of something else? Not enough information to answer the question.”

4. Sexual Preference?
“As long as Tony is there I am happy.”

5. What position do you sleep in?

“Spooned around Tony.”

6. Favorite sexual position?
“Standing, Tony sitting on the edge of the bed.”

7. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

“.. I would have been able to save Quinn.”

8. What do you keep on your nightstand?

“Clock, reading lamp, gun.”

9. Would you rather lead or follow?

“Situational.”

10. What is your idea of a perfect day?
“.. A relatively calm day. Sleep in a bit, spend the day with Tony. Cook lunch, go out to dinner. Go out dancing after, maybe indulge some vices with him before coming home.”

11. If you could be any animal what would you be?

“Staffordshire bull terrier.”

12. Something you have kept from your childhood.
“A life sized fiberglass cow.”

13. Have you ever had a dream come true?
“I have my soul mate, and I met my hero. So yes.”

14: What or who is the greatest love of your life?
“Tony Stark.”

15. Nature, or Nurture? Which is better?
“Nuture. People are made, not born.”

OOC: You know you’re resigned to living with a reptile when they end up on the back of your neck and you’re just like yeah yeah it’s the warmest spot I’ll type hunched over.

"Can I kiss you?"
ginger-redheadhero

ginger-redheadhero:

govthookercoulson:

That, he admits he isn’t expecting, and one of his eyebrow lifts accordingly. “As you wish, but I’d like an explanation after.”

Pepper looked nervously around, her hunters were away. She sighed with a relief and looked back towards Phil. "Oh Tony?" She chuckled softly. "We haven’t to say him. It’ll be our small secret." Redhead winked conspiratorially.

"Well it’s not every day I get to be a beautiful woman’s dirty secret." Phil said philosophically, smiling a touch. "In exchange for assisting your subterfuge you get to buy me a drink sometime in the future. Fair?"

lxptr:

The answer he gave wasn’t what Loki expected. He thought there would be some stoic response and babble about an alien in their custody threatening to plunge the universe into eternal darkness. Not this.

"I am… . " He swallowed thickly and averted his eyes from Phil to the paper. 

The guilt he had where this man was concerned settled in his belly again. Loki knew the unimaginable pain he had to have endured to be here asking for his help. Altering DNA wasn’t like changing your hair color. Every sinew of you is remade in the most painful manners. He was better off dead like Loki left him.

"I have seen symbols like these before, a long time ago." Kree was still the origin that stuck in his mind and begged more questions. Is this what bonding with him had done to Darcy?  The mixing of their blood during their wedding ceremony?

He knew she retained abilities she wasn’t aware of and those she was he convinced her were due to the pregnancy. But she had no negative effects that he could see, perhaps it was the Asgardian DNA in him, it was similar to human and the reason they were able to conceive.

It was possible he could recreate this serum using his own DNA. 

"I am going to need everything you have. And a lab; samples of your blood, this other person’s too." 

Phil took the thumb drive out and offered it out to Loki. “That’s all we know. Unfortunately the original facilities are long gone, before we were able to get much out of it.”

And god that still pisses him off.

"Garrett .. he lost his mind, frankly. He took all the serum that was left and apparently distilled them down to something. I wasn’t there, I put this together afterward. He was claiming to be having visions of some kind, plus this." He flicked his hands at the drawing. "Well a different version of it, I have photos of that on the drive as well as the first version we found."

He rubbed the back of his neck. “Garrett was already hostile, after the serum he lost his fucking marbles. Rabid dog barking. I killed him. I can’t give you samples of his blood for obvious reasons.”

He paused, looking at Loki. “There is a third party that took the serum but she’s different, and reacting differently to the serum. I still have friends in town, I can connect you to a lab at least.”

Doctor Richards owes him a favor or several.

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"Can I kiss you?"
dummystark

dummystark:

govthookercoulson:

"… If you want to, certainly."

Dummy leaned up and gave Phil another quick kiss. “I’d love that too. I enjoy your company, and you’re really really wonderful to look at.” He was teasing a bit at the end, but Phil was gorgeous.

Phil’s laugh is sheepish. “Yeah, yeah, you don’t need to butter me up. Come on, let’s go see about finding this restaurant of yours. Maybe we’ll get lucky and get parking nearby.”

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Who the fuck do you think you are? I don't need no goddamn help. (oh young Clint)
bartonstrickarrows

bartonstrickarrows:

govthookercoulson:

"I don’t know, that could be argued." Phil stepped over the prone form of the man he’d just clotheslined, walking up to Clint at an amble. "And I am a man doing my job."

The archer can hear Quinn and Phil talking, what about he can’t really tell and can’t really bring himself to care.  Clint packed the case back up and sat it against the door so it’d fall over if someone tried to open the door.  Sighing he pulled off his boots and sat on the edge of the bed trying to figure out what he was going to do next.

Before Clint knew it he was stretched out on the bed asleep, back pressed against the wall with a pillow clutched to his chest.

Phil came in from the balcony and got his bags into the last bedroom, arranging his clothes and leaving most of the weapons in the bag.

He came out of the room and paused, listening at the door where Clint is then returning to the living room, flopping dramatically on the couch.

"How’s the newest flock member?" Quinn asked, eyes on his work station.

"Pretty sure he’s passed out."

"That’s fine, our time table is shifting because of the FBI."

"I hate working with those assholes."

"They aren’t real fond of us either."